Looking back, there was no way my daughter was going to make it out of the house on prom night.
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Mom pulled me away from the graduation party early to celebrate the way we usually do.
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Mom seemed a little apprehensive when getting into my bed. "Just this once," she said, "tonight."
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Mom still thinks my sheets are goofy. But she doesn't mind sleeping in them.
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Your father didn't bother to ask what I bought today. I'm glad you did, son.
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When mom confessed how she had mistakenly spent the wax budget, I couldn't even be mad.
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I fly for free because my mom is a stewardess. And there's always a reason to get away.
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Mom comes home early from her parties when she really wants to stay up late.
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I cancelled all my meetings and headed home when mom sent me this picture from my apartment.
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When she got a boyfriend, I told my sister she'd still have to make room for me.
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Our old computer used to crash so often that mom and I had to find a way to pass the time.
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Being well-endowed can attract all sorts of female attention. Even at home.
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Mom seemed a bit upset, so I offered to cheer her up the only way I know.
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When I come home to the curtains in my room shut tight, I know not to look for mom in the kitchen.
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I barely get through the door before my aunt drops and mouths my cock
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