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The missing bible page about under the leg handjobs
Resurrection by erection. Raise your phallus to the sky and you never die. It's resurrection by erection. Raise your bone up to the sky and you never gonna die. Hallelujah, resurrection.
I wonder when Jesus broke both his arms?
Mary is a virgin and doesn't know what's she's doing.
From the many clips in the historical archives, I'm sure she was just helping him get rid of his erection. If anything.......mom of the year
Funny, his arms don't look broken.
From now on, step son.
Ok, but IF this is not supposed to be a jesus wiener.... What is it? I can't see anything else.
This belongs in WTF. Lol
Long ass legs
Are his arms broken (after hanging on the cross)?
I was wondering the other day. Do you think Jesus had a big dick? If it was big, what a waste. If he wasn't, would you really believe he was the son of God if he had a micro?
Who doesn't like an old-fashioned