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I wrote something similar, except it had 3 dicks. Enjoy whatever spare change is left from my readers... (evil laugh)
Also if we're memeing: [Everybody talks about compulsively checking KDP reports, but this is the stat I check the most](http://imgur.com/p257OCc)
Two dicks diverged with morning wood, And sorry I could not straddle both...
10/10 would read again, excellent work, I don't want to give away the spoilers so go read it, NOW.
lmfao
No ATM. 1 star. -Nautilus
I think my flair speaks for itself EDIT: LOL DON'T UNDERSTAND REDDIT
10/10, would read at least once every 12 hours. If KU paid out for every page read instead of every unique page read, you'd be rolling in cash.
I laughed :D
Seems legit!
I'm writing a story about the guy with a dick growing out of his chin!
This made me laugh out loud. Have an upvote.
*Nixon Meets Cavett (MM GILF Erotica)*
You sure are, buddy. You sure are ;-)
I'm intrigued. Will they ever touch?
That story made me cum. I spoiled the upvote number: 69.