8 XXX : BustyPetite

I Like ~~Dark-Haired~~ Women and ~~Breakfast~~ Food...
Those burned eggs are a huge turn off.
-Ron Swanson
[OP](http://i2.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/facebook/000/606/887/888)
What's is wrong with that cup? Feel odd, that is first thing I noticed...
I don't know why, but I can't enjoy breakfast anywhere but a strip club. My mom used to always cook bacon naked. She would cook bacon all day long.
Her face looks a lot like my cousin's but I know it's not her cause she can't cook for shit
http://i.imgur.com/SskUP9G.gif
Frying bacon shirtless isn't the greatest of ideas
Anybody got a name?
/r/hotinthekitchen
Modelo and Tajin. Gotta love Latinas.
I'd love those melons for breakfast
I want will the bacon and eggs she has. That is not a euphemism.
Jesus Christ, suspend disbelief you nerds!
Making Ron Swanson proud
The lips, that tiny waist, the tiny chin, and of course, hips n tits. Her cooking skills need work, but I'll accept the challenge.
I concur, good sir. Carry on.
Is that turkey bacon? Gross.
Holy shit!