8 XXX : NSFWFunny

He's more convincing than Steven Seagal.
This gif is nothing without the audio https://youtu.be/aJozK6lsQHE
I have that same back tattoo. I hate my self.
This is actually the end of the video. Your woman there jumps out of the cake and is fucked by the guy with the gun, who then threatens to kill her. After our hero incapacitates the villain, there is this hilarious shot where she looks up at him with a shocked expression - face still covered with cum - and says 'who are you?' The rest I'm sure you all know.
Continued: https://gfycat.com/PastWealthyAmericanwigeon
[This is the first time I've ever actually found the source.](http://sexodx.com/video/1nmv5ss) Might take a while to load. Not sure on the safety of the site. Click at your own risk.
It's John ~~W~~Dick!
You missed the best part, when he says, "I'm the cook" or something like that!
Is that Mac from Its Always Sunny?
This one's great, but Lemon Stealing Whores is the all-time classic.
This is everything that /r/justneckbeardthings holds dear.
I'm the cook