8 XXX : NSFWFunny

Seriously, clean up the fucking Legos.
If she farts we gonna have a real bad mess on our hands
That's actually a martini.
How much lego can you shove up ya bum?
My wife greets me at the door like that everyday. Except for the martini, and the bending over bit. Just the fucking lego.
This was actually from Playboy. It was a "Juggy girl" section from the man show.
Elbow too pointy
But you have to take your shoes and socks off first; and catch me.
False, mouth is too low.
You know you're middle class when you get home on steak and blowjob day.....
the perfect women is 3ft tall with no teeth, a flat head so I have a place to rest my ashtray and turns into beer and pizza at midnight.
Would you bang even if you had to stand bare foot on those Legos? No pussy is worth stepping on Legos
This reminds me of the show Big Little Lies.
No sandwich....
Except for that Martini in the background...
Dick hole and a drink ain't bad after work
World's flattest ass